OK, not the real one, but much closer to the real one than anyone walking the hallways of NJBIZ (no offense, coworkers).

So why does Gene Markowitz have a David Beckham cutout in his office? (And more importantly, how can I get one?) Find out by flipping to page 5 of our print editon on Monday. If you can't wait for NJBIZ to arrive in your mailbox, you can access our digital edition here on Monday.

Facebook bonus: To see a photo of David Beckam without a shirt, "like" NJBIZ on Facebook and scroll to yesterday's posts. Trust me, it will be worth it.